As the days grow shorter and the nights stretch on, it's only natural to feel tempted by the warmth of the covers. Why fight it? This December, Smut Slam invites you to embrace the season's sensual spirit with stories that heat up even the longest night.
The Winter Solstice show, "The Longest Night," honors the ancient tradition of merry hedonism. Relive tales of high-endurance escapades, creatively stuffed stockings, and fiery nights that outshone the cold. Whether it’s a story of body heat battles or your boldest bedroom marathon, we want to hear it all—no filter, no frills, just raw, real storytelling.
What is Smut Slam? Smut Slam is an open mic storytelling event where audience members sign up for 5-minute slots to tell their best real-life, first-person, consensual sex stories. It’s queer-friendly, kink-friendly, lifestyle-friendly, body-positive, and sex-positive. No costumes, no notes, no gimmicks—just straight-up truth and unforgettable tales. Want to know the full rules? Check out our Rules of the Road page.
Your Host: This raucous night of revelry is emceed by the fabulous Diva Darling, longtime Smut Slam Baltimore/DC producer and burlesque performer. Diva will be joined by a panel of local celebrity judges (TBA) who’ll be ready to add your name to their naughty list.
Pre-Show Delights: Arrive early to enjoy light pub fare and sip on our decadent cocktail and mocktail creations. Browse our vendor table for unique swag and merch, including copies of "Anonymous Sex," the Smut Slam International book, edited and signed by Diva Darling herself.
Extra Perks:
The Fuckbucket: Write your anonymous confessions or questions and toss them into the Fuckbucket for a chance to win a smutty prize in our free raffle.
Storytelling Prizes: Our top three tellers of the night will receive fabulous storytelling prize packs—a perfect way to continue the evening’s "festivities" at home.
Tickets:
$15 Early Bird
$20 Presale
$25 Door
Don’t miss out on a night of seductive stories, wild surprises, and unforgettable memories. Grab your tickets now and brave the chill outside for the heat within—Smut Slam’s "The Longest Night" is calling!