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Smut Slam Baltimore: Let Them Eat Cake

  • The Green Room 3600 Hickory Avenue Baltimore, MD, 21211 United States (map)

Pleasure is for every body, and some of the best sexytimes are full-body experiences where everyone you play with gets to love the skin you're in. Flip off January's body negativity and join us for a night of stories-- steamy, sweet, silly, or otherwise-- that celebrate the body beautiful!

Our theme to kick off 2025 is "Let Them Eat Cake" to bask in the glory of being embodied, no matter your shape or size. Smut Slam is ALWAYS body-affirming, but this month we're having a body REVELution! Tell us about the night your lover gorged themselves on them cakes of yours. Breathlessly recount the first time you romped with the lights on. What did it feel like to have a body part worshipped? Or, get literal and tell us about being human dessert at the party.

(Not familiar with Smut Slam? It’s a storytelling open mic where audience members sign up for 5-minute slots to tell their best real-life, first-person, consensual sex stories. It’s queer-friendly, kink-friendly, lifestyle-friendly, body-positive, sex-positive, and wildly fun. No costumes, no notes, no gimmicks, just straight-up raw truth! See the full rules and how it works on our Rules of the Road page.)

Your fabulous femme-cee is longtime Smut Slam Baltimore/DC producer and burlesque performer Diva Darling, joined by a panel of local celebrity judges (TBA) who believe every body is a good body.

Join us before the show to enjoy light pub fare and sample the decadent cocktail and mocktail menu. Get your copy of Anonymous Sex, the Smut Slam International book edited and signed by Diva.

As always, we have the Fuckbucket where audience members can throw in anonymous confessions or questions to enter the free raffle for a smutty prize. All storytellers will get a little swag bag to reward their courage, and we've got some fabulous storytelling prize packs on tap for our top three tellers, too—you could win a sexy little something to keep the party going at home!

Tickets: $15 early bird, $20 presale, $25 door

Earlier Event: January 16
Greg's Shitty Trivia! (Pub)
Later Event: January 18
Candyman and The Baltimore Show