This event has been selling out in presales, so door tickets may or may not be available. However, should they be available, they are $25 payable in cash, PayPal, Venmo, or CashApp. If the show is sold out but you want to take a chance on waiting, the Bluebird has two other bar rooms where you can enjoy food and drinks. We recommend arriving close to 7, asking the door person to take your name for the wait list, and coming back at about 7:50 to see if we've had no-shows or last-minute cancellations and can sell you a ticket. Usually we can, but buying in advance is better-- you can get a refund up to the day before the show if you can't make it.
Enemies to lovers, opposites attract-- sometimes the people you think you'd despise are the ones you end up desiring most fiercely! And sometimes, you get the womp-womp of a cold shower on your chemistry when your smokin' Tinder date drops a big ole YIKES in the heat of the moment. As we embrace the arrival of autumn, let's fall in lust with true tales of culture clashes, improbable affairs, and love-hate hookups.
This month, our theme is "Strange Bedfellows". Regale us with your Austen-esque saga of the most despicable human you've ever mashed. Did you leave Chad hanging, or let him filibuster all over you when he took a more popular position? Tell us how you tempted someone from "Forgive me, Father" to "Daddy, I've been bad"? We want to hear how fighting like cats and dogs turned into fucking like bunnies.
(Not familiar with Smut Slam? It’s a storytelling open mic where audience members sign up for 5-minute slots to tell their best real-life, first-person, consensual sex stories. It’s queer-friendly, kink-friendly, lifestyle-friendly, body-positive, sex-positive, and wildly fun. No costumes, no notes, no gimmicks, just straight-up raw truth! See the full rules and how it works on our Rules of the Road page. Don't have a story that's on theme? That's okay-- the theme is just a suggestion!)
As always, we have the Fuckbucket where audience members can throw in anonymous confessions or questions to enter the free raffle for a smutty prize courtesy of our sponsor, Satisfyer. All storytellers will get a little swag bag to reward their courage, and we've got some fabulous storytelling prize packs on tap for our top three tellers, too—you could win a sexy little something to keep the party going at home!
Your fabulous femme-cee is longtime Smut Slam Baltimore/DC producer and burlesque performer Diva Darling, joined by a panel of local celebrity judges who love a good angry bang.
Join us before the show to enjoy light pub fare and sample the decadent cocktail and mocktail menu. Get your copy of Anonymous Sex, the Smut Slam International book edited and signed by Diva.
